Ever been walked in on?

[Dana]

I have, by ze mother. She proceeded to tell the whole bloody neighbourhood. Fun....

[appleorchardghost]

My boyfriend's brother once walked in. I threw a blanket over myself just in time, but we made eye contact and both looked like deer in headlights.

[shadow]

My flatmate at uni! She just came in and fortunately I still had enough clothes on, but threw the blanket over him just as she came in. She didn't seem to notice, untill I told her at which point she told me the exact thing had happened with me walking in on her and her boyfriend that same week.

[Alyssa]

I got walked in on by my MOM while I was giving my boyfriend a bj once! He was laying down and I had the blanket over me just in case, so when we heard the door opening I was like "oh shit make it look like I'm laying next to him hurry". I'm pretty sure she knew, though.

Never been walked in on masturbating.

[shadow]

Alyssa: me neither which is remarkable given the libido I had as a teen!
Though I must confess that as a young 'un I didn't really 'get' it and became quite adept at having a minigasum in front of people and them being none the wiser (I hope)

[plethorian]

I haven't been "walked in on" per se, but I do masturbate frequently, and my vibe (when I use it) can be pretty loud. My room backs onto the bathroom and is very close to both my parents' room and my brother's, so I feel like they MUST have heard me at least once by now.

Which is NO GOOD. Man, totally kills my boner when I start getting paranoid!

shadow What the heck, PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW YOU PERFORM THIS MAGIC!

[shadow]

I contract and relax the pelvic floor and vaginal muscles rhythmically, doing the pelvic floor bit gets me quite turned on (pilates is bad for me, I can't 'engage' my pelvic floor cos I just get horny), but to reach orgasm, it helps to cross the legs tightly.
Still do it occasionally, my OH thinks it's hot.

[plethorian]

By pelvic floor, what exactly do you mean? Like a thrusting motion? Sorry if this is like crazy inquisitive, I've just never heard of this before! Haha.

[shadow]

If you go to pee, and stop peeing mid-flow, you are using your pelvic floor. They are often called kegels exercises.

[plethorian]

Ohhh, kegels, okay I get what you're saying. Yeah, I do kegels sometimes when I remember, but I guess it doesn't get me off! Oh well. Sounds awesome that your OH likes it though, I know that if I was dating someone who could do that I'd love it to! Haha

[shadow]

I think it's a language think. It's not often called kegals over here.
Ah I guess I'm just special? But I'm sure if you did kegels while doing sexy things your brain would soon be wired to enjoy them as a sexy thing.

[Alyssa]

Wait, you said they're often called kegels, but then you said they're not often called kegels? Do you mean in the UK they don't call them kegels but in most other places they do? Sorry, I'm just curious because that's all I've known them as.

Anyway, I orgasm so easily during foreplay or sex, but I've never gotten turned on by kegels either. It makes sense, though, because those muscles contract automatically when you orgasm.

[shadow]

Yes sorry, in UK it's not a common term! =]
I think for me it must be because it's how I first learnt to masturbate or something?

[Alyssa]

Just wondering, what do they call it in the UK? Are they just called "pelvic floor exercises"? Because I know they're called kegels named after the guy who first did a paper on them (Dr. Kegel).

[shadow]

Hmm, I guess they've not really mentioned in day to day conversation, so it's hard to say. I mostly know them from pilates where they are literally pelvic floor. =/