Still trying to pretend this never happened...

[ikilledcuriosity]

My first time still makes me cringe now, a year after it happened.

Everything was going really well at first, and since my ex had slept with quite a few people before me he really knew what he was doing, which helped. Though as we were changing positions so I could put my legs over his shoulders I queefed in his face... *cough* Pretty awkward, especially as it was so obvious and we both tried to pretend that nothing happened. >.>

My second time wasn't really much better to be honest since my ex threw his back out.

[plethorian]

Yikes!!! That does not sound pleasant. Hopefully you've had better sex since then...!

[Dana]

If thats bad... I queef every time I have sex. I just laugh

[mercurial]

Haha, awww! I've not had the queefing going on... But yeah, you just gotta laugh. People make funny noises sometimes! I'm not sure how you stay in the mood after laughing though. And damn, #2 doesn't sound pleasant either! Like Plethorian, I hope you've had better sex since then!

[shadow]

It depends how horny you are I guess. We've been going at it before and the cat will jump on you, or try to bite your toes, you just laugh, put the cat out and then carry on if you want it enough.

Fortunately, I don't think I've ever queefed during sex... not that I've noticed anyway!

[ladylightning]

Worst thing about the notorious queef - no warning!