Dare I say it....QUEEFS!

[plethorian]

This has happened once significantly, and once not significantly.

The story begins with a blessed day when my boyfriend can come over and we can have sex in my bed, with an empty house to ourselves. Let me say, it was getting really good. We were both long overdue for some sexin', and it was creative and hot and passionate....that is until he came up from eating me out, and as I adjusted my legs....the loudest, longest, sloppiest queef erupted from the abyss, and we both just stared at each other. A long milli-second passes where we're trying to gauge whether or not to laugh like hyenas....but we mentally agree to keep the hot hot mood alive and ignore it.

It was after we finished that we couldn't hold it in any longer and erupted into fits of giggles. Oh my god, you guys, I cannot describe how hilariously awful that queef was. And it was my first ever during sex!

It happened a second time but it was so small that we just ignored it.

Anyone else? ;P

[Alyssa]

Oh my god, the first time my boyfriend and I had sex doggy style I could not stop queefing. We were both laughing, but eventually I got embarrassed and made him stop. Luckily that hasn't happened again!

[plethorian]

Yeah, that is prime queef position! Haha. My boyfriend is luckily as silly as I, and we both kinda get excited when it happens, cause it means we can have a good laugh instead of the usual hot and heavy attitude we put on during sex.

Should the queef ever sneak up again on you....let us know!

[Dana]

Queefs are amazing. They mean you're tight

[plethorian]

Hell yeah they do! Queefy and proud, ladies, queefy and proud.